That's when you crack a 10am beer
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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