Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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