I hate your face
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
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