There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I take back everything I said about communal showers
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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