i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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