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(248): View more from Michigan

Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.

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(816): View more from Missouri

Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work

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(423): View more from Tennessee

just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party

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(613): View more from Ontario

Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party

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(708): View more from Illinois

If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later

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(847): View more from Illinois

You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.

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(740): View more from Ohio

I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.

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(315): View more from New York

We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.

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