did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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