Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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