whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Randomize
