I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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