Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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