Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
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