Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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