sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
Randomize
