I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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