there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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