yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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