wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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