Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Too much gin, very little bucket
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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