I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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