he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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