Buhtt sex?
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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