I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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