do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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