I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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