Soap is not a condiment
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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