Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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