I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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