You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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