I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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