I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
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