Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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