Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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