have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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