Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Couch. On fire.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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