FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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