Umm I'm too high to move.
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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