I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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