I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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