I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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