I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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