I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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