I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
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