hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
Fuck appropriateness.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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