Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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