Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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