I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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