I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
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