For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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