Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
We are two peas in an std pod
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Randomize
