the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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