she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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