When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
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