I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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