Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
Just pee around me
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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